Kinky questions… Go!

Kinky Questions – go!

  • 1:Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? All of them one after the other.
  • 2:Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: AMAZING, stamina and technique all together.
  • 3:A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: The Hulk… HULK POUND!
  • 4:Something that never fails to make you horny: A great arse.
  • 5:Where is one place you would never have sex: On a bed of nails
  • 6:The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when… Mum walked in.
  • 7:Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: Tentacle porn
  • 8:What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Rope, cuffs hurt.
  • 9:What is the fastest way to make you horny: Take control

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  • 10:Top or bottom? I love Twinkly bottoms and Rugged Tops.
  • 11:We were about to _eat dinner_ but then _I saw his arse_.
  • 12:Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? Quality over quantity
  • 13:Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: My tentacle porn collection.
  • 14:Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Not really weird but Wishbone.
  • 15:Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: Genrally don’t like it because guys are too ruff or don’t know what they are doing.
  • 16:Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: WS… Yuck!
  • 17:Have you ever tasted yourself? Yep it was awesome.
  • 18:Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Totally between you and your partner.
  • 19:Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? They were all foul but I did have a hot Scout leader.
  • 20:A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Cool Whip
  • 21:How big is too big: If your eyes pop out of your head it’s too big.
  • 22:One sexual thing you would never do: Not have it.
  • 23:Biggest turn on: Bubble butts
  • 24:Three spots that drive you insane: The small of my back, my neck and my ass.
  • 25:Worst possible time to get horny: Hugging your Dad.
  • 26:Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Yeah it’s hot when your Dad moans.
  • 27:Worst sexual idea you ever had: Using soap as lube.
  • 28:How much fapping is too much fapping: When your knob hurts.
  • 29:Best sexual complement you ever got: Silence, they were out of breath.
  • 30:Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Trimmed but natural.
  • 31:Is it good sex if you don’t nut: Of course.
  • 32:Fill in the blank: “If they _arch their back_, we are fuckin”
  • 33:What your favorite part of your body: my brain
  • 34:Favorite foreplay activities: For romance movies and cuddling, for fucking oral, LOTS of oral.

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  • 35: Is Love greater than or equal to sex?: Love and sex are completely different things. One is not the other.
  • 36:What do you wear to bed? A smile
  • 37:When was the first time you masturbated: I was 12.
  • 38:Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? LOL Have you met me?
  • 39:Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Here on the Goldcoast on the balcony of an apartment building in Surfers Paradise.
  • 40:Have/would you ever have sex outside? Yes
  • 41:Have/would you ever had a threesome? Yes
  • 42:What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? a sock
  • 43:Have/would you ever masturbated at work/school? Yes
  • 44:Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Yes not in the mile high club yet.
  • 45:What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Nine inch nails, closer.
  • 46:What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Aaaaahhh this make no sense, anything that makes you horny IS sexual.
  • 47:Most attractive celebrity? Big fan of Zac Efron
  • 48:Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? Gay,because I like penis not vagina.
  • 49:If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? One and a half hours old.
  • 50:What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? Poo
  • 51:Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)… NO
  • 52:Do you like giving head? (why/why not) Love it, especially when the guy is really Dom.
  • 54:How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? Love them.
  • 55:How would you feel about taking someones virginity? Done it, loved it!
  • 56:Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Vinegar.
  • 57:Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? Most people know what they are in for when they meet me.
  • 58:Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) Not right now but I have done.
  • 59:Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? Yep
  • 60:Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Yep
  • 61:Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? PORNSTAR woohoo.
  • 62:Do you watch porn? Of course
  • 63:How small is too small? Is it in yet?
  • 64:Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yeah I was bullied in school. It’s because they felt shit about themselves and had to put me down to feel better.
  • 65:Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? It was magical and I’m not telling.
  • 66:Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Nope, I need my phone for hooking up.
  • 67:Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? Totally.
  • 68:Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? Depends but generally at least trimmed, yes.
  • 69:If you could give yourself head, would you? HELL YES
  • 70:Booty or Boobs? Booty, what are boobs?
  • 71:If you had a penis, what would you name it? I already did, his name is BOB
  • 72:Have you ever been on an official date? Um Yeah
  • 73:Have you ever cheated on someone? Yes
  • 74:If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Tyrone Hilton
  • 75:Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? NO… ew.
  • 76:How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? Burn my bed.
  • 77:What was your reaction the first time you saw a vagina “I’m out of here.”
  • 78:If you had vagina for a day, what are five things you would do? The Melbourne Storm, the Collingwood football club, the Gold Coast Suns football club, a fireman and a Policeman.