Gay 101. The art of dirty talking.

tumblr_my2waapdK71rpcx8yo1_500Talking dirty to your man can have sexy or disastrous results depending on how you do it and the situation. Dirty talk in and out of the bedroom can be the key to picking up, spicing up and sexing up your love life.

A little bit of dirty talk in your tricks ear can secure a cab ride for two back to your place or add some twinkle to your boyfriends eye. But how do we talk dirty without seeming trite, corny or downright sleazy?

What is Dirty talk? It is the subtle suggestion or explicit invitation, the moaning and the begging. It is one way to express your desire and can be as much fun as it is naughty. Whenever dirty talk has worked for me it has been spontaneous and has complimented physical activity rather than starting it.

- Pick your moment.

Dirty talk on it’s own can be a little bit strange. Especially if it’s unexpected. If you’re unsure about whether or not it’s the right moment try to stick to occasions when there is already something sexy going on. Use it to compliment your moves. Whispering in his ear as you cuddle on the couch or grind on the dance floor is usually a sure bet. As the situation heats up so too will the dirty talk, yelling “take it you dirty boi” right before orgasm is a win, yelling it as you pass him a drink isn’t.

- Don’t get upset if they laugh at you.

Sometimes dirty talk can be a little bit embarrassing, if they giggle or laugh at you don’t be offended, laughing is often how people deal with embarrassment. Just laugh too and make fun of the situation, it will help break the tension.

- Don’t over do it, know when to shut up.

It’s easy to go too far and turn your partner off, less is always more. A subtle suggestion is hot and running commentary of what your doing is not.

tumblr_mfbuq9RKO91rrwz3oo1_500- Suggestive or explicit, it’s all about attitude.

Personally I think dirty talk during the seduction of your beau is better if it’s suggestive rather than explicit, but attitude counts for a lot. You want to turn them on by getting their imagination going. Language is an art form, “I want you to give it to me” and “Shove it in my hole” mean basically the same thing but the difference language makes is obvious.

- Keep it simple.

It’s not your Nobel acceptance speech. ‘I want to lick every inch of you’ is a yes. ‘I want to lick your eyeball while I play with your nipples and scratch your balls before I rim your cute butt and bite your ears, them im gonna blah blah blah’ is a no.

So there you go, a few tips for using dirty talk in and out of the bedroom. As always remember it’s meant to be fun. If you mess it up laugh grab his dick and keep going. 

Happy playing everyone. Be safe.

 

 

  • Lucas Brooks

    Something tells me most readers would prefer a videoblog with a verbal demo for this one, Shannon ;)

  • FanofShannon

    I agree with Lucas’ suggestion.

  • Mark

    Shannon, you have a funny idea of Nobel acceptance speeches!

    “Your Royal Highnesses, Excellencies, esteemed Colleagues, allow to me say I want to lick your eyeball while I play with your nipples and scratch your balls …” :)